Recommended Games 12/06

Little Wheel
Fix the generator and bring the robots back to life!
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Witch Hunt - Nooboo Mary
The villagers are rising up against you! Defend your cottage with your dark magics.
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Shopping Cart Hero
Many have tried. Many have failed. Do you have what it takes to be a hero?
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Not The Man

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Need Help Attracting Husky Native American Women?

Introducing the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt”. The first shirt to incorporate not just one, not two... but THREE wolves howling at a moon. This little beauty has been changing the lives of men across the globe since it first became available on Amazon. The shirt is scientifically proven to contain powerful lupine pheromones which females – both lupine and human – find themselves uncontrollably drawn to.

The more intelligent among us immediately recognised the power and magic exuding from the very threads of this shirt and bought it. After experiencing the phenomenon for themselves, many returned to Amazon to write reviews:

“When I wear it, I feel the power of Thor's Hammer.”

“I put the shirt on immediately, the rush of power was unlike any I had felt before.”

“The word "shirt" gets thrown around a lot, and I don't think it really has enough pizzazz to cover this magical garment. I call this thing "shirtacular."”

I would recommend purchasing this shirt before it goes out of stock again. However please be aware before purchasing this item that upon wearing it all women within a 200 metre radius will immediately become pregnant.

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Fingers Crossed

I'd like to start things off with a quote that I feel embodies all of the excitment and trepidation one feels when taking the first steps down a new path. I feel this is particularly relevant here:

"Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."

- William Shakespeare, 1564 - 1616.

Fuck yeah.