Oh Sweet Cupcake Lord

Brownie Cupcake with Peanut Butter Frosting

I will devour your essence

Tapas

So you're out at your favourite bar, the sun is shining, there's the slightest breeze whispering through your hair and cooling your face. You're sitting with a few close friends, enjoying a drink and you pop a handful of the complimentary olives into your mouth. After chewing and swallowing them you think to yourself 'say, those olives tasted a little off - don't think they were quite up to scratch'.

Your initial reaction would be to:

A) Calmly return to the bar to speak to the bar staff about this, ask them politely to change the olives in the bowl for something a little more suited to your taste.

Fair enough. They were free but still, the bar shouldn't offer products that aren't of a better standard.

B) Laugh and say 'oh well, at least they didn't cost me anything' and get on with the rest of your life.

No such thing as a free lunch, eh? Well we live and learn.

C) Storm into the bar to shout about the quality of the olives, repeatedly insulting the owner in the process, starting to smash glasses and bottles in the bar before going out into the streets and hurling chairs and tables at cars passing.

You are this guy. And also a moron.

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Fingers Crossed

I'd like to start things off with a quote that I feel embodies all of the excitment and trepidation one feels when taking the first steps down a new path. I feel this is particularly relevant here:

"Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."

- William Shakespeare, 1564 - 1616.

Fuck yeah.